As you may know, I usually provide some personal story related to the film that I’m reviewing in these intros. They mostly fit into one of three categories: 1. I saw the trailer and it looked good. 2. I knew nothing about this before watching. 3. I was excited for this. Koko-di Koko-da fits into … More Koko-di Koko-da (2019) – REVIEW
There’s something in the V/H/S anthology franchise for everyone to love. If exploding cultists are your thing, the V/H/S’s have you covered. Same for lovers of haunted house exorcisms and Faustian magicians. Of course, loving (or sort of liking) a couple of segments was as good as it got for many viewers. As with most … More SiREN (2016) – REVIEW
Here’s what I know about Dutch horror films – not much. Isn’t the guy who directed The Human Centipede (and its sequels) Dutch? Wait – does “Dutch” mean “from Holland”? Or is it Netherlander? Or Hollandaise? Yikes. I am not the global citizen I like to think I am. Suffice it to say, I’m … More The Windmill (2016) – REVIEW
This year, I was granted access to the Fantastic Fest online “screening room”. It was pretty sweet to be recognized as the heavyweight genre film blogger that I am. One of the available films was an Irish film called, A Dark Song. The description sounded pretty good so I watched a completely different Irish movie! … More The Hallow (2015) – REVIEW
I am a big fan of Laika Studio’s work. Coraline, Paranorman, and The Boxtrolls are all beautiful and beautifully dark. When I saw the trailer for Kubo and the Two Strings (hereafter, just Kubo. because i’m trying to stave off carpal tunnel syndrome) I was stunned. It looked even more beautiful than the studio’s previous … More Kubo and the Two Strings (2016) – REVIEW
No Real Danger 